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>> << > Bill Gates dies and finds himself being sized up by God... "Well,
>>
>> > > Bill, I'm
>> > > really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to
>> > > Heaven or
>> > > Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a
>> > > computer in
>> > > almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly
>> > > Windows '95.
>> > > I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let
>>
>> > > you
>> > > decide where you want to go."
>> > >
>> > > Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
>> > > God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, to
>> see
>> > if
>> > > it
>> > > will help your decision."
>> > >
>> > > "Okay then," said Bill, "let's try Hell first."
>> > > So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
>> > > clear
>> > > waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the
>> > > water,
>> > > laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the
>> temperature
>> > > perfect.
>> > > He was very pleased. "This is great," he told God. "If this is
>> > > hell, I
>> > > really want to see heaven."
>> > >
>> > > "Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in
>> the
>> > > clouds,
>> > > with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was
>> nice,
>> > > but not
>> > > as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a minute, and rendered his
>> > > decision.
>> > > "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God.
>> > >
>> > > "Fine," replied God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
>> > >
>> > > Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to
>> see
>> > > how he
>> > > was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a
>>
>> > > wall
>> > > screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and
>> > tortured
>> > > by
>> > > demons, with no one to help him out of
>> > > his delimma no matter how loud he screamed.
>> > >
>> > > "How's everything going?" He asked Bill.
>> > >
>> > > "This is awful. This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks
>> > > ago. I
>> > > can't believe this is happening. What happened to that other
>> place,
>> > > with
>> > > the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water????"
>> > >
>> > > "Oh," God said . . . . That was Hell 3.1 This is
>> > > Hell 98.
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