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Roger,
This made my day....thank you! I know it was off topic
but welcome ;-)
John Armstrong
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--- Roger Shepherd <mailrs@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Hello List ,
>
> In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and
> unhelpful Microsoft
> error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
>
> Haiku is used to communicate a timeless message
> often achieving a wistful,
> yearning and powerful insight through extreme
> brevity -- the essence of Zen:
>
>
> With searching comes loss
> And the presence of absence:
> "My Investents" not found.
>
>
> Having been erased,
> The document you're seeking
> Must now be retyped.
>
>
> Your file was so big.
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
>
>
> You step in the stream,
> But the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
>
>
> The Website you seek
> Cannot be located, but
> Countless more exist.
>
>
> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> Order shall return.
>
>
> Program aborting:
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask far too much.
>
>
> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.
>
>
> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
>
>
> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
>
>
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
>
>
> First snow, then silence.
> This thousand-dollar screen dies
> So beautifully!
>
>
> The Tao that is seen
> Is not the true Tao-until
> You bring fresh toner.
>
>
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
>
>
> A crash reduces
> Your expensive computer
> To a simple stone.
>
>
> Serious error.
> All shortcuts have disappeared.
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank
>
>
>
> --
> Best regards,
> Roger
> mailto:mailrs@xxxxxxxxxx
>
>
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John Armstrong
Green Tree Trading LLC
Trader ph#;831 818-9572 mobile#
mrktwiz1@xxxxxxxxx
www.greentreetrading.com
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