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I could not move on until I knew the truth.  I followed the advice of my
rabbi and called 1-900-Mss-Cleo.
As my learned elder advised, I used my free, first 5 minutes to shine the
light of Tarot onto this perplexing mystery.
As I was also advised, I hung up when the elapsed time of my call hit 5:01.
Tarot told Miss Cleo, and Miss Cleo told me.....JOHN SIMMONDS IS REALLY
MARK BROWN!!!!!!
The myriad ramifications are intriguing.  Make of them what you will.
I am just the piano-playing messenger, and an ungrateful sycophant.  This
is America so it's OK to shoot me. 
Miss Cleo envies us.  She thinks we have a lot of free time.
We free at last.
 
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