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I have seen this done before,especially on weekends,so I apologize
beforehand,if some are offended-But if it gives you a chuckle,or lifts
your spirit in anyway,feel free to pass it on-
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The Parrot and the Magician
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician
allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the
shows each week and began to understand how the magician
did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in
the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat"
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was,
after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician
found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean
with the parrot, of course.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a
word. This went on for a day and another and another.
After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the
boat?"
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