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Re: [off topic] I'm a millionaire!!!!



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Simon:

It occurs to me, that because we have such a close election, a few hundred 
old ladies (no doubt members of the same Miami Beach bingo club as Bill 
Cruz) hold the fate of our nation in their hands. While in England, your 
fate was held in the hands of a single old lady (the Queen), by design. 
Nothing against old ladies, or the Queen, just a thought that made me smile.

BW

>From: Simon Campbell <s.campbell@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>To: omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: [off topic] I'm a millionaire!!!!
>Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 12:19:01 -0500
>
>Guess what?!?!?
>
>I won the Florida lottery!* I'm now a multi-millionaire!
>Can you believe it?!? I'm bouncing off the walls here!
>You see, my ticket doesn't have the exact winning numbers
>on it, but I meant to pick those winning numbers. The
>ticket is very confusing when I was filling it out and
>so I ended up with the wrong numbers on my card. But
>since I really meant to pick those other numbers, they're
>going to give me the money anyway!!!! They really shouldn't
>make those cards so bloody hard to fill out!!! And even
>though I was confused, I didn't ask for help because no one
>would have helped me anyway. If the Florida State Lottery won't
>give me the money, I'll just sue them!!!
>
>:)
>