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I have nothing to do with this. I am Dutch and take the good parts of the
British and the Americans and leave the bad parts. And I follow this whole drama
with great fun.......in fact I really hope it will go on for a long time. This
global free to follow entertainment.
regards,
Ed kiers
>:-) schreef:
> : 1. Look up "revocation" in the now official Oxford Dictionary ($75.00).
>
> You guys look up the word "revolution" first.
>
> : 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God Save The Queen"
>
> God saves the Queen
> The Fascist regime
> That made you a moron
> For taking your wife's barbs
>
> God save the Queen
> She ain't no human being
> There's no future
> And England's dreaming......
>
> -from "Never Mind the Bollock's, Here's the Sex Pistols", copyright 1977
> Warner Brothers
>
> Shall I go on?
>
> : 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
>
> Do we get the hooligans and yobs that comes with the English Premier League?
> Should we hire a foreigner to manage our national team? No thanks!! How did
> you guys lose to Romania (or was it Bulgaria) anyways? And who's in danger
> of not qualifying for the World Cup?
>
> : 4. Declare war on Quebec and France
>
> Why should we? Just because the French are the World Champions in the sport
> the English invented, soccer? :-)
>
> : 5. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason
>
> Let's give Mel Gibson a Distinguished Service Cross for "Braveheart" and a
> Congressional Medal of Honor for "The Patriot".
>
> : 6. Close down the NFL. Learn to play rugby
>
> Why? Does your Rugby Union suffer from a lack of top notch talent? Are the
> Kiwi's and Springboks still kicking your ass in another sport the English
> invented? BTW, what were you guys smoking when you invented Crickett? Did
> you inhale?
>
> : 7. Enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding.
>
> We might as well as eat Yorkshire pudding and that awful fish and chips
> wrapped in newspaper. I need to puke!!
>
> : 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday, this has been replaced with
> : November 5th. [Guy Fawkes Day]
>
> And on every Nov. 5th, every American will have the right to blow up any
> members of the British aristocracy or Parliament with either C4 or TnT in
> honor of Guy Fawkes.
>
> : 9. All members of this British Crown Dependency will be required to take
> : 6 weeks annual vacation and observe statutory tea breaks.
>
> I don't know about tea breaks but we've already threw a tea party for you
> guys in Boston (in the 1770's) but you guys wouldn't leave. How rude!! We
> had to kick you out with the help of the French and Spaniards.
>
> But those 6 weeks of annual vacation will turn our country's economy's into
> the EC's morbid mess.
>
> : 10. Driving on the left is now compulsory - recall all cars to effect
> : the change immediately.
>
> What for? You guys can't even makes cars right (take a look at the Vauxhalls
> and Sterlings. It took an American company - Ford- to turn Jaguar around.)
> so why should we even drive the way you drive?
>
> : 11. Report to our Consulate General in NY - M Wragg - for your new
> : passport and job allocation.
>
> Where? Sunny, Old England where it rains more than 80% of the year? What's
> the forecast for the next 10 days in England? 30-50 degrees Farenheit and
> massive amount of rain?
>
> : 12. Have Meg Ryan report to the Prince Andrews Bedchamber.
>
> Your Princes of the Blood are so repulsive such that they need compulsory
> services from Hollywood hags?
>
> : 13. Add the Royal insignia to the top of the Washington Monument
>
> Elizabeth Regina on top of the Washington Monument? Somebody call Dr. Freud,
> please!!
>
> : 14. Stop referring to the World Series of Baseball and instead call it
> : the National Series of USA, Cuba and Japan.
>
> Why? The World Series has been around longer than the FA Cup, UEFA Cup or
> Champion's League!!
>
> : 15.Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly
> to
> : ensure the acquisiton of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
>
> Before which the Treasury Depart will present Her Majesty's Government with
> a bill for saving your keisters from the Germans in the First and Second
> World Wars. And the amount plus interest will be in US dollars, not in that
> falling rock, the British Pound. And then we'll get out the tar and feathers
> we've been stashing away since 1783.
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