Omega message footers (a bit off topic)

[Larry Wright <lwright@xxxxxxxxxx>]

I've been receiving a bit more email than usual from Omega, and am getting
weary of seeing the footer attached to even the most trivial messages. I
suggested a replacement footer to them, to make it a bit more interesting: 

The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity or
hopefully intelligent robot to which it is addressed and *every word*
(including 'the') is top secret, confidential, proprietary and/or
privileged material.  Any review, prolonged reading of, retransmission,
spelling correction, dissemination, discussion of, falling asleep to, or
other use of, or taking of any wherewith action in reliance upon, this
information by persons or entities or etherial beings other than the
intended recipient is prohibited by law(jail), the CIA(you disappear),
Army(shot), Mafia(breaka you arms), and who knows who else.  If you
received this in error, please contact the sender, delete *everything*
from your hard drive, and melt down the entire computer into a block no
larger than 6" by 6" by 6".

Sorry, couldn't resist :-).

Larry