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At 08:35 AM 9/14/99 -0700, JB wrote:
>Mark Brown Appreciation Day - November 1, 1999
>
>I tip my hat to you MB, and hope that the one hat as entrepreneur brings
>much success for you in developing a COMPETING software product. I have
>benefited from your posts, website and appreciate your efforts in making
>available valuable info for all traders and the industry as a whole. Now new
>software too!
>
>Just some light humor to say thank you, and thank you to all on this list
>that makes it educational, informative, etc.
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>OR sales tank as traders realize that the trend lines that they have been
>using within the program are inaccurate and are not valid. The trendlines
>plotted between points A and B are only single precision and not the now new
>industry standard double precision. Class action lawsuit concerning this
>flaw cripples OR.
>
>An intermittent bug in the new Traderware software will sometimes connect to
>the wrong Internet website - Quotes.com instead of the real Quote.com. No
>problem though. One highly respected S&P trader reportedly has his best
>trading day ever after receiving the datafeed quotes of "Sell High, Buy Low"
>and "It's the Vortex, stupid!!"-Mark Brown.
>
>With true foresight, Traderware builds in a proprietary right click pop-up
>window that display all fast food names and numbers for home delivery
>automatically customized to your location and/or any local throughout the
>world!! After hours trading/24 hour trading along with family trading time
>are a true joy now!! Royalties collected from this one feature alone,
>allows Mark to buy all the Cray computers throughout the world. Goes on to
>form the Mark Brown Traderwareness Network for Recovering EL(evil
>language??) Users.
>
>P.O. is forced to close shop in France, moves to Texas and becomes a highly
>respected programmer and third party vendor working for MB. Enjoys the
>comfortable North Dallas area living on his rooster farm. Has trouble with
>understanding Texan accent though. Retires early after winning millions in a
>judgment along with continuing royalties after claiming copyright and
>licensing infringement for the phrase - "P.O. Box." Thank you America!!!
>
>The most exclusive and truly amazing new feature of Traderware catches the
>industry by complete surprise - Animated(burning/flaming)Candlesticks!! (How
>was he able to keep this a secret??) Sales explode as stockbrokers and
>dealers create a 6 month backlog trying to purchase the new software. This
>truly revolutionary new indicator breaths new life into the staid industry
>as brokers once again pump up clients with "HOT stock tips." Cold calling
>receives new life too, as brokers finally have a true kernel of truth when
>they call - "I've found this really HOT stock for you…"
>
>The new Animated Candlesticks plotting dimension allows MB to develop
>exclusive proprietary systems that claim the #1 and #2 spots, respectively,
>on Future Truth's top ten best S&P and Bond trading systems list. S&P - #1/
>S&P Trader Aglow, #2/ S&P Wicked Wicks Trader. Bonds - #1/ Bond and Bund
>at Bothends, #2/ Bond and Bund Beeswax. Sells the systems for only
>$19.95(manuals included!!) each and donates all monies to charity.
>
>The world's first ever real-time charting software that can plot/graph TA
>windows UPSIDEDOWN - IN REALTIME!!!. Traders soon realize that the market
>is forming a perfect V-Bottom and the market explodes to the upside setting
>in motion a continuing bull market for the next ten years. YES!!! Thank you
>Mark Brown!!!
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