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Mark Brown Appreciation Day - November 1, 1999
I tip my hat to you MB, and hope that the one hat as entrepreneur brings
much success for you in developing a COMPETING software product. I have
benefited from your posts, website and appreciate your efforts in making
available valuable info for all traders and the industry as a whole. Now new
software too!
Just some light humor to say thank you, and thank you to all on this list
that makes it educational, informative, etc.
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OR sales tank as traders realize that the trend lines that they have been
using within the program are inaccurate and are not valid. The trendlines
plotted between points A and B are only single precision and not the now new
industry standard double precision. Class action lawsuit concerning this
flaw cripples OR.
An intermittent bug in the new Traderware software will sometimes connect to
the wrong Internet website - Quotes.com instead of the real Quote.com. No
problem though. One highly respected S&P trader reportedly has his best
trading day ever after receiving the datafeed quotes of "Sell High, Buy Low"
and "It's the Vortex, stupid!!"-Mark Brown.
With true foresight, Traderware builds in a proprietary right click pop-up
window that display all fast food names and numbers for home delivery
automatically customized to your location and/or any local throughout the
world!! After hours trading/24 hour trading along with family trading time
are a true joy now!! Royalties collected from this one feature alone,
allows Mark to buy all the Cray computers throughout the world. Goes on to
form the Mark Brown Traderwareness Network for Recovering EL(evil
language??) Users.
P.O. is forced to close shop in France, moves to Texas and becomes a highly
respected programmer and third party vendor working for MB. Enjoys the
comfortable North Dallas area living on his rooster farm. Has trouble with
understanding Texan accent though. Retires early after winning millions in a
judgment along with continuing royalties after claiming copyright and
licensing infringement for the phrase - "P.O. Box." Thank you America!!!
The most exclusive and truly amazing new feature of Traderware catches the
industry by complete surprise - Animated(burning/flaming)Candlesticks!! (How
was he able to keep this a secret??) Sales explode as stockbrokers and
dealers create a 6 month backlog trying to purchase the new software. This
truly revolutionary new indicator breaths new life into the staid industry
as brokers once again pump up clients with "HOT stock tips." Cold calling
receives new life too, as brokers finally have a true kernel of truth when
they call - "I've found this really HOT stock for you…"
The new Animated Candlesticks plotting dimension allows MB to develop
exclusive proprietary systems that claim the #1 and #2 spots, respectively,
on Future Truth's top ten best S&P and Bond trading systems list. S&P - #1/
S&P Trader Aglow, #2/ S&P Wicked Wicks Trader. Bonds - #1/ Bond and Bund
at Bothends, #2/ Bond and Bund Beeswax. Sells the systems for only
$19.95(manuals included!!) each and donates all monies to charity.
The world's first ever real-time charting software that can plot/graph TA
windows UPSIDEDOWN - IN REALTIME!!!. Traders soon realize that the market
is forming a perfect V-Bottom and the market explodes to the upside setting
in motion a continuing bull market for the next ten years. YES!!! Thank you
Mark Brown!!!
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