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GREAT REASONS TO BE A GUY....
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
your
friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking:
"He must be mad at me."
Same work....more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - $75 bucks.
If another guy shows up at he party in the same outfit, you just might
become
lifelong friends.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with - "So, notice anything
different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle last for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below the neck.
At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can doyour nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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