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A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this
traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between
the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks,
"Excuse me Officer, what's the hold up?"
The Officer replies, "The President just found out he was
impeached and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade
in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse
himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his
family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he
owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection
for him."
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"I've got a lot of folks still siphoning; but right now I
have about three hundred gallons."
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