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Start your day with a smile makes for better trading.
Robert
THE JOKE
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the
Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the
gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be
able to see him in person."
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him.
Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. "This is
fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crosswords.
Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse
me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends
in 'unt'?" Only one word leapt to mind. "My goodness," thought the
gentleman, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word."
The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to
the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is
'aunt'."
"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"
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