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Re: I: New mechanical trading software now released



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In a message dated 10/29/98 3:49:22 AM Eastern Standard Time, db@xxxxxxxxxxx
writes:

<< What's your opinion about  this:

*********** keywords to send your internal "bullshit alert" into high gear.

 >We guarantee you will double your investment capital every year in just 5
 >minutes per day with our mechanical trading systems!
 >
 >Only 250 units are being made available, so you may wish to check out our
 >web site at:
 >
 >If the systems don't perform as we claim they will, we will refund the
 >purchase price!  **********There will always be some very complex method to
obtain                          
                            **********your refund.  Despite your best efforts,
you will never be 
                            ********* able to 'correctly' complete the refund
process.
                              
 >The software is fully automated to operate on the simple push of a button,
 >so there is no need to learn the complexities of each system.
 
 >Each trading system in The Collective is guaranteed to increase the value
 of
 >the recommended portfolio by a minimum of 100% (including the cost of
 >brokerage and slippage) in the first 12 months after purchase.

 Returns of 500%+ pa are common. *********** I would own the planet in less
than 10 
                                                         ********years.



**********  Vendors escape clause, used by vendors attorney.

 >Although there is no absolute guarantee a given system will perform as well
 >in the future
 
 ********  AKA:  Liars club  or  the  Obituary listing in the vendors home
town paper.
 >QUOTES
 >
 >"The Collective is exactly what I've been searching for; a trading system
 >which is easy to use and consistently profitable." - Dean Baxter, USA
 >
 >"The Collective removes the ambiguity out of trading and allows me to trade
 >profitably on a consistent basis. It is a traders dream!" - Roy Gambella,
 >USA
 >
 >"The Collective is working for me. The instructions are precise and give
 >excellent results. I feel more confident about trading decisions than ever
 >before." - Josef Mueller, Switzerland
 >
 >"This is the tool that I've been looking for. I plan to quit my current job
 >and pursue my dream of trading for a living. The Collective is enabling
 that
 >dream to come true." - Andy Lafontaine, Canada
 >
 >"System 2 has produced exceptional and consistent results on the Hang Seng.
 >I am impressed!" - Lai Chee Chuen, Singapore
 >
 >"I just love the easy-to-use format Broker Instructions." - Perry Madich,
 >USA
 >
 >"I ran a stress test that compared The Collective's Broker Instructions to
 >my best and worst trades in S&P futures over the last quarter and was
 >astonished to find the same trades on the good trades but different
 >instruction on the losing trades. I would have made more money if I had
 used
 >The Collective." - Jerry Chee, USA
 >
 >"I think you should rename it to 'The Horn of Abundance' or 'The Cavern of
 >Ali Baba'!" - Alain Vauthier, Paris, France
 >
 >"The Collective is a godsend. I often feel stressed and indecisive when
 >pulling the trigger on a trade after making a subjective judgement of the
 >market. The Collective reduces my stress." - David Blauer, Montreal, Canada
 >
 >"What impressive results!" - Patrick Collins, South Africa
 >
 >"The Collective increases my chances of maintaining a profitable portfolio.
 >It is the best I've seen." - Nyles D. Hughes, USA
 >
 >"I'm very satisfied with The Collective." - Frank Svarholt, Norway
 >
 >"After less than 4 hours working with The Collective, I was ready to trade,
 >and trade with confidence!" - Mike Gregg, USA
 >
 >"The Collective certainly makes an outstanding addition to the other fine
 >trading software that I have purchased from your company. It relieves
 >indecisiveness on my part in giving my broker trading instructions." -
 >Richard S. Ringler, USA
 >
 >"The Broker Instructions is a godsend." - Jon Shields, USA
 >
 >"I have developed skills as a professional musician, naval aviator in
 >landing fighter planes aboard aircraft carriers, and as a dentist. But
 >through it all I have had the basic desire to be a successful futures
 trader
 >which is certainly one of the most difficult challenges of my life. Twenty
 >years ago I set out on that journey. The success and skills for which I
 >worked so hard were never quite realized, until now. Thank you for The
 >Collective." - George Kiser, USA
 >
 >"International Trading Systems truly endeavors to satisfy the needs of its
 >customers and is very quick to take care of any problems; a hard commodity
 >to find these days." - Gene Goodwin, USA