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> From: Bill Hoagland <bhoagla@xxxxxxxxxx>
> To: 'gm@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'
> Subject: FW: Fwd[2]:FW: Washington
> Date: Monday, July 13, 1998 11:31
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> And I thought all the great leaders were gone! Tina, lucky you!
>
> >
> >
> > In light of the change in venue for the client conference I thought
> > everyone should familiarize themselves with the esteemed mayor of DC.
> >
> >
> > "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity
> > during this long period of increment weather."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> > "I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low
> > crime rate."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second,
> > what can I say? I'm a night owl."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "Bitch set me up."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term.
> > Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush
> > and Michael Dukakis no less."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The
> > law of gravity is racist."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an
> > international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel.
> > As mayor, I am an international symbol.
> > Can you deny that to Africa?"
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than
> > the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who
> > want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure
> > you there are."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were
> > black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The
> > Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's.
> > Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because
> > they deem it necessary?"
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the
> > water
> > mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?
> > WOULD IT!?!"
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
> >
> >
> > "I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an
> > intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
> > - M. Barry,
> > Mayor of Washington, DC
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