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Subject: Tech Support, I have a problem... 
> 
> Dear Tech Support: 
> 
> I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I 
> have been 
> having some problems lately. I have been running the same version 
> of 
> DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all 
> the 
> GirlFriend releases I have tried have always conflicted with it. 
> I hear 
> that DrinkingBuddies will not crash if GirlFriend is run in 
> background 
> mode and the sound is turned off. However, I am embarrassed to 
> say I 
> cannot find the switch to turn the sound off. I have resorted to 
> running them separately, and it seems to work okay. GirlFriend 
> also 
> seems to have a problem coexisting with my Golf 3.0 program, 
> often 
> trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I 
> 
> probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I 
> might 
> see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of 
> conflicts 
> and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience 
> with 
> GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably did not have enough cache to 
> run 
> GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to 
> run 
> properly. He was right as soon as I purged my cache, GirlFriend 
> 2.0 
> uninstalled itself. Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 
> 3.0 
> Beta Version. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the 
> first 
> time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my 
> whole 
> system and shut down for a while. I very cautiously upgraded to 
> GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and installed 
> a 
> virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I 
> discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried 
> running 
> GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but 
> GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that 
> automatically 
> senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and 
> communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate 
> removal of both versions. The version I have now works pretty 
> well, 
> but there are still some problems. Like all versions of 
> GirlFriend, it 
> is written in some obscure language I cannot understand much less 
> 
> reprogram. Frankly, I think there is too much attention paid to 
> the 
> look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get 
> the 
> best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold 
> 
> plated contacts. In addition, I have never liked how GirlFriend 
> is 
> totally object oriented. A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded 
> his 
> version of GirlFriend to GirlFriend Plus 1.0, which is a 
> Terminate and 
> Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that 
> GirlFriend 1.0 
> Plus expires within a year if you do not upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. 
> So, 
> he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which 
> he 
> describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, 
> so he 
> cannot load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided 
> to 

> upgrade to Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSex 
> Plus. 
> Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 
> sometimes prohibits access to FreeSex Plus, particularly the new 
> Plug-ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be 
> running on 
> a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although he 
> did not 
> ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherlnLaw, which has an 
> automatic 
> pop-up feature he cannot turn off. I told him to try installing 
> Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run Mistress 1.0 
> 
> before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete all of your 
> MSMoney 
> files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1 will 
> not 
> install anyway because of insufficient resources. Looking for 
> your 
> advice on how to sort this all out. 
> 
>>

Robert C