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This is among the most creative, true to life,
and funny posts I have seen. Thanks for the levity. Ron D
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Subject: [amibroker] OT: Dang
Upgrades...
Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of newspace and valuable resources. No
mention of this phenomenon was included inthe product brochure.In
addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launchesduring system initialization, where it monitors all other system
activity.Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
SaturdayFootball 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected.I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to runsome of my other favorite applications. I am thinking
about going back toGirlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this
program.Can you please help me?Signed:A Troubled
User-----Reply Separator-----Dear Troubled
User,This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly
due to aprimary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's
creator to runeverything.It is unlikely you would be able to purge
Wife 1.0 and still convert back toGirlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files
within your system would causeGirlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so
nothing is gained. It is impossible touninstall, delete, or purge the
program files from the system onceinstalled. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is notdesigned to do this.Some
have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with
moreproblems than the original system. Look in your manual under
"Warnings-Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal
with thesituation.I suggest installing background application
program C:\YES DEAR to alleviatesoftware augmentation. Having installed
Wife 1.0 myself, I might alsosuggest you read the entire section regarding
General Partnership Faults(GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for
faults and problems thatmight occur, regardless of their cause. The best
course of action will be toenter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case
avoid excessive use of C:\YESDEAR because ultimately you may have to give
the APOLOGIZE command beforethe operating system will return to normal.
The system will run smoothly aslong as you take the blame for all the
GPFs.Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider
buyingadditional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I
recommendFlowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances
installSecretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application
for Wife1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.Best of Luck,Tech
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